— Finn and Jake are Sex Bombs —
I'm in Canada, but you can't see me. I'm mysterious. Noel Fielding, Adventure Time, Pokemon, Kpop, hair and just things I find cute or beautiful. I'm an anglophile, deal with it motherfuckers. I will always love the UK...
And All of Europe.
Welcome... To my Darkplace.
need:

money (a job)
new friends

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spanish and italian:So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french:haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german:LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english:*shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic:the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish:here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese:subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh:sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese:here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic:so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin:here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language:If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
Hebrew:vowels are for noobs
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jaclcfrost:

talking to someone

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talking to someone and they mention a thing you like that you didn’t know they liked or knew about

image

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prettygirlfood:

Nutella Swirl Pound Cake
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orangemuses:

yourlocalcatbug:

galaxys4:

tibets:

the great pepperoni pizza of egypt

I Think This Picture Was Photoshopped !

i wonder if they got it at the pizza hut directly behind the great pyramids 

fun fact: there really is a pizza hut directly behind the great pyramid
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